1. Rather than read the riot act, we would rather just say we appreciate, in advance, our visitors respect and care of the apartment. Thank you for treating it as you would your own home. If you have a messy, beat up home, then please treat it much better than you would your own home.
2. While we encourage you to have an amazing time at the apartment, we do ask you to keep noise down to a considerate level after 10pm to respect our neighbours. So – no wild polka music at midnight please.
3. Please make sure the apartment is secured at all times.
4. No pets are allowed, with the exception of Capybaras and Stick Insects on the proviso they are house trained.
5. Smoking is not allowed. Inside or in the courtyard. The end.
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